Wrath of the Righteous

Time To Make the Chimi-Fucking-Changas

In Which We *bleep* Baphomet's Minions in the *bleep*ing *bleep*!

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Hey, who bleeped my subtitle? Asshole. Anyhow, here’s what’s going on.

It’s time for Baphomet’s minions to feel our ass kicking boots!

First we want to help a brotha out and raise an Astral Deva to assist in the cause. He looks like all he’ll be helpful in is healing support. Not much else, though, so I better keep an eye on him.

Next, we need to bring back the Herald, which means we need his Heart. That is supposed to be in the vault, so we head down there and wipe out the sissy bitch minotaurs and their pet iron golem. Sure enough, the Heart is there, along with that uber Iomedae scimitar thingee we were seeking, and so we make out like lesbians at a Jewel concert.

We follow up the vault visit with a trip to the Deep Isolation Cells, where a rune giant is trapped. We need to take him down to pound town to draw the attention of the Warden, so we can drop them both hard. Freeing him is easy with magic (mother fuckers) and the battle is short and sweet with a gang-up by the paladin posse. However, the Warden and her girlfriends are a little bit tougher, with Ylleshka actually getting a chance to swing at Jay. He makes her look silly with his kooky monkey dance, and then our paladins take it to her with their mighty smitey slashiness, and she doesn’t make it. BOOM!

Once we’ve rested, we head to the Prison to save Bab’s buddy Herald. He’s gone and gotten mighty ugly, what with the nasty mojo Baphomet’s been up to, and he even has a Maze Gaze going on. We are forced to beat him down and Atone him up before shoving his heart back in and bringing him back from the Dark Side. Plus, the Svandack and Inger-Maggor decide to crash the party, and we have to mop up their teeth from all the face punching they take. Hurray for Team Iomedae!

  • Heart of Herald – check.
  • Rune Giant – check.
  • Torturer – check.
  • Warden – check.
  • High Priestess – check.
  • Ivory Hunter – check.
  • Herald saved – super duper pooper check!

We’re coming for you, Baphomet!

Snoochie boochies!

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